Just Get to the Hardcore Gay Sex, Thank You

Newbie website GuyBone.com is the type of pornsite that—if you or I happened to have a camera laying around, and we happened to know a handful of cute guys who were sexually game—we would create for the hell of it. It's kind of like Baby's First Pornsite. Basic, simplistic, unadorned, and cutting to the chase. It sticks to its tagline: "No Gimmicks. Just sex."

Not only no gimmicks, but no fancy schmancy design, no cutie-wootsie theme, no specialized-schmecialized type of guy. Not even those ten minute pre-sex interviews we always scrub through. It's literally just cute guys having sex, anddon'tyouforgetit.

The Design
Barebones and primitive, GuyBone.com doesn't want to waste it's time hiring some agency to make its site an online work of art. Who cares if the site uses the latest in flash and HTML 5 when all we want to do is jack off? Of course, pretty trimmings are nice to look at, but when your mind's just thinking about cumming, who'll notice?

The Men
By the impossible standards of most mainstream pornsites, the GuyBone men would be considered squarely average. That's not saying they're unattractive—far from it. They're all very cute in a refreshingly attainable way. We've rarely bump-and-grinded with anyone as perfectly Greek godlike as a Falcon model. However, we've had plenty of playtime with guys like you'll see on GuyBone. They're the cutie behind the hotel desk, the waiter at your local bistro, the guy walking his labrador after work. They're genuinely amateur, not Corbin Fisher "amateur."

To give you a taste, the featured model right now is Kyle. Handsome as all hell, with a body that's reminds us of the 30-something dads we see at the gym, he's a prime example of the everyday sexiness featured on the site.

There's also a model named Jake Undercovers, who's got that ridiculous name because his face is always right out of frame, like the headless torsos on Manhunt and Adam4Adam.

The Sex
The sex is like peeking in on your horndog neighbor when he's invited over an online hookup. As of this posting, the site has 32 videos, all taking place in a nondescript apartment. Solos tend to take precedent, as often happens with newbie sites, but there's a good helping of blowjob and fucking videos. too. There's no music, scant editing, and zero dialogue. There's no fake porno dirty talk, no games of sexual Twister to wow us with acrobatic skill. They aren't kidding when it's "just sex." It works because it's real.

In an online sex world that's dominated with thousands of options, what is GuyBone going to do once the novelty of no novelty wears off? We'll have to keep jacking off to its boys to see.

Techie Stuff
You can play the site's vids on all mobile devices. So when you're on the subway, dying to watch Guybone, you're in luck!

Pricing
Their pricing gives you the option of either purchasing videos individually to have for life, or buying a monthly membership.

· GuyBone.com