Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Has the Sexiest Men Alive

...at least according to People Magazine, who just released their annual list. The Great Gorgeous are the usual expected hunks we feature weekly in the Shirtless Celebrity Roundup, but now they've reached a level of perfect male pulchritude that can only be reached once knighted by the Queen of celebrity magazines, thanks to the tireless work of publicists. Here's our rundown.

36-year-old Bradley Cooper won the title of "THE Sexiest Man Alive." Here's a photo of him as a youngun' stripping on his old TV show "Alias." We're so proud to say we knew him when. Gay message boards have been rife for years with the rumor that Bradley's a big ol' 'mo. If true, whenever he decides to come on out, he'll have made People Magazine history as its first cover queen. Until then, the world'll think he's loving the ladies.

The new Conan the Barbarian is Jason Momoa and his 6 foot, 4 inches. We'd like to know his additional inches too, thank you.
Dylan McDermott is more "American Lust Story" than "Horror Story."
First "The Wire." Now, "Thor." At 39, Idris Elba is one hot poppa who can crawl into bed with us anyday.
Thanks to "True Blood," Joe Manganiello has gotten American horndogs howling at the moon.
Everything we've ever wanted to say about funny hunk Joel McHale we've said right here.
Sad Jennifer Aniston's 40-year-old boytoy Justin Theroux has always looked mighty fine. Although he's quite the accomplished actor/screenwriter, he could make another career as a kidnapped hunk fulfilling our bondage fantasies. We've got idle cash.
Only 21 and gorgeous as all get-out, Aussie Liam Hemsworth is gonna burn up the screen as a star in the upcoming "The Hunger Games." Isn't this photo to die? Our hose is also spraying!
Ryan Gosling does what he does best: sitting pretty.
Yes, Zac Efron. Of course. He's one of People's "25 Chests to Be Thankful For." It defies gravity much like his hair, and those shorts.