Our Bottom Countdown Clock is Mercifully Busted

Off to the shop with our Bottom Countdown Clock, which completely miscalculated Sean Cody's Derek. At first it wrongly computed that the muscle stud wouldn't even touch another man. If he would, the clock was confident Derek would only top. Happily, our clock was terrifically wrong.

"Top Only" Derek gets fucked good and hard by Paul. Doggy, Cowgirl, on the sofa, against the wall. Apparently, he likes it when his girlfriend uses dildos on him. Likely story, the "girlfriend" part. What's his excuse for loving to suck dick? Since the clock totally fucked up its assessment, it wouldn't be a shock if Derek were a big ol' 'mo posturing as straight for Sean Cody.

Gay or straight, who really gives a frick? As long as we get to see that pretty blond rosebud spread with a big cock shoved up it, we're pleased as punch.

As for our broken Bottom Countdown Clock, it now calculates that Derek will never, ever, under any circumstances be the bottom bitch of a gang bang. Until we figure out if it's right or not, we're not sending it in for repair.

· Paul & Derek (seancody.com)