We Wish They All Could Be Barcelona Boys

December 7, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

The Beach Boys may have written it, but we best remember David Lee Roth's '80s "California Girls." Finally, we get the homo version thanks to Barcelona's gay swim team, Panteres Grogues. Their 2012 speedo-filled fundraising calendar has us wishing every boy we meet was a beach bound Barcelona babe.

Aye aye aye, these hombres are muy caliente. What's better is that, unlike most nudie jock fundraising calendars we see, these boys are gay as geese, and swim like 'em, too. Just like most nudie jock calendars, they're European, of course. Once again, where are the American athletes stripping down for cash? Sure, we have firefighter calendars over here, but those are merely shirtless. Tiddlywinks!

The only way we'd give a crap about sports is if more of them served up the flesh Euro-style. Since that won't happen stateside soon, we'll swoon over these images of svelte Spaniards splashing along the Barcelona beaches of Cabrils and Sant Feliu de Guixols.

In case you were unsure if the boys are really gay, the flames on this one's setting off fire alarms from Barcelona to Madrid. If you want the other nine muchachos hanging on your wall, and if you can read español, order yours aquí.