Does the Naked Hunk Come with the Property?

Well, here's a way to get buyers to notice your real estate: shoot an artsy film with a stark nekkid stud casually struttin' his butt through every room in the house. If those stylish modern interiors come with model Ryan Burke, the property value ain't the only thing rising.

NEO Property created this video to sell a multi-million dollar home at 92 Savoy Drive, hidden along Australia's Gold Coast. Why a naked man? "With 80% of home buying decisions influenced by women," the YouTube description says, "this is one for the girls."

Yeah, right. More like guuuuurls. *Snap!* Make no mistake, this vid's for the wealthy jet-setting homos, even if it does show some bare tit and girl ass (unclutch your pearls; it's not much). As sexy as the video is, we've got few questions we're hoping readers can answer:

• Why isn't the woman in bed with him?
• Why does he cover her up with a skimpy button-up shirt? If he can afford the house, surely he can afford a blanket.
• Is she dead?
• Did he wipe the seat of the exercise equipment?
• An iguana?
• Did they edit out the scene where he shaves his armpits?
• Is he trash? He's leaving the property without wearing shoes. Outside! (Gross!)
• Does this dude even live here?!?!?!

· 92 Savoy Drive - Broadbeach Waters (youtube.com)
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