Let Summertime Bulges Chase Your Winter Blues

It's winter in America, but it's summer in Australia, where DNA Magazine released photos of an eye-bulging bulge striking various positions in the southern hemisphere sun. Oh, wait...there's a model named Ryan Wright attached to this bugle? We barely noticed because look at that bulge!

Its one of those packages that looks scrumptious dressed in anything, from scorching red to see-thru white. It would look better completely naked and best up our ass, but perhaps that's a photoshoot for later. We do get a glimpse in the final photo, but we only wish this model wouldn't trim his pubes so closely. Hasn't anyone told him shaving is starting to get passe.

Now that we've looked at his face, he reminds us of porn bigwig of yesteryear, Ken Ryker. But then again, as handsome as he is, we only actually care about—well, you know. Snuggling up to that will make us nice and warm and very very happy.

Click on each photo to expand them, and get a nice hi-def look at when we mean.

· Ryan Wright's Delicious Beach Bulges (guysr.us)