The 8th Personality of Gay Porn’s Blond Sex Schizomaniac

That didn't take long! We just yesterday discovered the seven multiple personalities of Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady—the jock twink who monthly wanks his way to a new site under a new name—than we found out he'll be appearing later this month on another site under yet another name. That makes for eight! This. Freak. Must. Be. Stopped.

A tipster pointed us to "Lyle" at ChaosMen.com, who'll be part of the pornsite's "Best Holiday Marathon Ever"—where 13 scenes are released in a row from December 19th to 31st. Somewhere in there, Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady, now Lyle, has a solo, and then, for the first time, is serviced by another man.

God, he picks the worst names. Lyle? As in the Crocodile?! Eyes rolling. Speaking of eyes, he's a terrible model. Why do his baby blues always look like a deer in headlights, seconds from the strike? He must be shocked he's continuously being hired. We are!

Having just jokingly written that he'd pop up again with a new name, our eyes went agog seeing that this porn version of Zelig has materialized again the next fucking day. He's the new Jason Crystal! But worse: Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle doesn't even fuck or touch another man. He's the lowest-rent Cody Cummings. He can't even stick to a name.

Please God, may no further studio humor this schizo sex sneak again!

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· Best Holiday Marathon Ever! (chaosmen.com)