Here’s How to Have a Threeway All By Yourself

January 10, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

So you're all alone, horned as fuck, and hunger for a threeway. Alas, all your Craigslist, Manhunt and Adam4Adam postings aren't snagging any men, and your usual bag of tricks isn't responding to your texts. What's a lonely boy to do? Here's a cute Latin twink who found a randy solution to his desires.

He fucked himself with a double dildo the size of an African Python! Now why didn't we think of that? Jake Foster, the enterprising young horndog, didn't think one faux cock was enough, and decided to get fucked by two. Why, it's like having two men, right in the room, and getting gangbanged by both. When you're tired of getting pounded by one dildo, flip-flop to the other side. That's masturbation genius.

It's also good practice for all insatiable bottoms. Ruthlessly stuffing your ass with dildos of various shapes and sizes during a solo session will get you ready for the gangbang of your dreams. Your ass could take stubby, thick, long, slender, mushroom, needle, anything. Who'd have thunk this one random scene from Helix Studios could be so inspirational?