Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Washes Off Glistening Sweat

It may be winter, but famous folks still are sweating up a storm. We'd gladly lick the salty moisture off their bodies, and you can too...if you don't mind some saliva all over your laptop screen. From sports stars to TV actors, imagine your tongue is the handkerchief wiping the brow of your hardworking heartthrobs.

On ABC comedy "Suburgatory," beefy daddy Alan Tudyk broke a sweat in the steamroom. Even though the guy behind him is eying him like Gollum, Tudyk will always be our Precious.

Tennis star Andy Roddick's body is soaked as he practices for this month's Kooyong Tournament in Melbourne. Even though the American cutie has gained a few pounds, he still looks as cuddly as ever, and he doesn't even need to hit the showers. Side note: we love how the Kooyong Classic Official Site features sexy tennis pros with their shirts blowing up the breeze.

Channing Tatum graces the February pages of militantly not gay homo 'zine Details. He dons designer garbage for most photos, but in one, the sweet hunk dashes shirtless through the flotsam and jetsam with a doggie. Awwww.... now if only the friggin' photog gave us a better angle of his chiseled chest.

Jeremy Sisto of ABC's "Suburgatory" deodorizes his pits after washing off his sweaty torso, and we've never so strongly wished we were a vial of Old Spice Pure Sport.

Welcome to the bum of Aussie Daniel Lissing, who stars on an Australian TV show called "Crownies." The series follows a group of law school grads who now work for Crown Prosecutors, which is the Oz term for public prosecutors. The other dude is Hamish Michael, who plays Daniel's gay roommate! If this scene is any indication, there's a shitload of horny down undah homo-eroticism all up in this series' badonkadonk.

Yes, the claim is that this photo is Darren Criss. It's an unbelievably revealing photo of the Glee-er at some sort of underwear/crazy hat shindig. But look at that ass, that bulge, that tummy! Jesus Criss! We're heading straight to the Broadway theatre were Criss is currently starring in the revival of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" to sell out crowds. This boy is unreal!

We don't know if this is an old or new photo of Michael Phelps, spread eagle, getting an inner thigh massage. But it's our first time seeing it, and we'll butterfly stroke right into there. He looks pretty relaxed, but watching that had inch closer to his floaters makes us break a sweat.