This Latin Muscleguy Has Un Problemo Gigante

January 16, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

And it's not his gigante cock. He's beefy, gorgeous, and would give the most discerning muscle worshiper days worth of poking and groping. He'd be a ripped Latin fantasy except for one thing: his name. We've unearthed many moronic monikers before, but "Macho Nacho" is one of the worst. Yes, in case you completely missed that he's Latino, this guy's named himself Macho Nacho. What's the Spanish translation for "No no no no no!"?

Macho Nacho has been around for several years already. Maybe folks are scared by that unearthly amount of mass, but it's a wonder no one has sat him down to say, "Listen, Señor Nacho, time for a nombre nuevo." Sure, he's Latin and gave the green light for this name, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous and offensive? It's like if an Asian performer called himself Sashimi Roll, or a black model decided to name himself Barbeque Ribs. Or a white pornstar called himself Veggie Burger With Soy Cheese On Whole Wheat Roll With Locally Farmed Lettuce And Tomato, Organic Ketchup On The Side. You do not name yourself after foods associated with your ethnicity.

So Macho Nacho needs to fucking quit it with that lameass name. He may be gorgeous. We may yearn to suck on that cock all night. We may desire getting deep plowed by him. But no way can we bring ourselves to say, "Fuck me hard, Macho!"