Nothing Bulges Nicer Than a Boner in Sweatpants

If there's any outfit that supremely ac-cent-tchu-ates the positive below a man's waist, it's sweatpants. They're light, comfy, and cling casually around man's most desirable curves. Naturally, some fetishist has a whole website devoted to, you guessed it, Guys in Sweatpants. It's like a highly specialized version of our cherished Guys with iPhones, except, well, you've gotta use your imagination.

Of course, there are lots of photos of guys freely letting their junk wave in the breeze. But the allure of sweatpants is the mystery of the bulge; we can see the outline of that chunk of heaven, and our inner pornographer starts filling in the rest.

Sweatpants are the closet garment to a cocktease that isn't underwear. The beautiful thing is that guys wear them outside in public all the frickin' time, allowing leches like us to leer at the shape of their marvelous asses, or try to sneak peeks at their bouncing bulges. There's that old joke that when someone wears sweats outside, they've stopped caring. When it's a hot stud, we care, we care!

Check out these photos, and let your imagination run wild, girl, wild!

Sweats Guy 1: Morning Wood

· GuysInSweatpants.com

Sweats Guy 2: We've got something better to spray on that chest.
Sweats Guy 3: Perfect view
Sweats Guy 4: Put a ring on it.
Sweats Guy 5: Vogue!
Sweats Guy 6: He's on a boat.
Sweats Guy 7: No photoshop necessary.
Sweats Guy 8: Mick Lovell, you've got hair competition.