With This Hunk, There Will Always Be a Morning After

While flipping through the pages of New York City's best club guide Next Magazine, our heart stopped at this photo spread, "The Morning After." Come, experience what it's like to wake up next to model Paul-Emile. (Doesn't that name make you simply die?)

There are many men we look at and think would be, to quote Porter, "so sweet to waken with, so nice to sit down to eggs and bacon with." Paul-Emile (*sigh*) is one of them, beautifully photographed here by Lionel Andre. We've got to thank our buddies over at Next for bringing him to our attention. The issue is propped up on our nightstand, making the following our new morning routine.

8:30am: Pull the covers back to see Paul-Emile's dozing ass. Rise and Shine!

· The Morning After (nextmagazine.com)

9:05am: Leer at Paul-Emile as he showers, not bothering to wipe away the string of drool slowly stretching to the floor.

9:20am: Offer to help Paul-Emile dry himself, making us his human towel.

9:27am: Sit and stare. We've no shame.

9:45am: Help him with the finishing touches on his manscaping.

10:00am: Toss paint on him so he'll have to shower again. Repeat cycle.