It's like these famous, fuckable he-men are stripping off their clothes just for us. With each of this week's shirtless celebs, we're picturing ourselves in the back room at a Montreal strip bar. The fantasy builds as Chris Evans, Lee Pace and Channing Tatum all gyrate on our laps, allowing us to touch them wherever. Even down there. None of this no hands bullshit. If it comes to the dream of naked celebrities, we're major manhandling the merch.