John Magnum Power Lunches and Power Fucks

February 16, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

We've been wondering where wacky pornstud John Magnum has been hiding himself. Apparently, it's been over at Men.com playing an office worker who fucks colleagues who lose classified files. Thank god we found this scene, since we've been missing Magnum's particular blend of hammy sex.

The scene, called "Fucked For A File," has an old school dialogue set up, where Emanuel Brazzo plays an office mate who loses a top secret, make or break, highly classified file. Magnum, needless to say, is pissed. Which, even more needless to say, ends up in Emanuel being punished. Which (need we say it?) means the poor man is going to get seriously buttfucked by the Magnum cock.

Magnum brings the ham out in full force. He takes his belt off and furiously whips the desk like a deranged lion tamer. He hurls documents into Emanuel's face. He turns the belt into a collar to make Emanuel his personal dog. He violently opens and shuts a laptop on Emanuel's head. Our personal favorite moment is John's over the top reaction when he's shocked awake by a ringing phone.

Of course, who knows when the scene was actually filmed. It could have been two years ago when Magnum was still all over the porn landscape. Whenever it was, John's still looking hot as hell, and needs to start filming regularly again. We miss him!