Chris Crocker’s Cock Needs To Do Porn Or Go Away

March 6, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

As soon as Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker starts fading from gay pop culture memory, he knows exactly what to do to get some cheap publicity again: post a new cock shot. He'll get onto gay blogs quicker than a dick into pornstar Marc Dylan's ass. Since we're equally cheap when it comes to gaylebrity dick, we're posting it too.

Crocker shared this latest photo on his Tumblr and, no matter what you think of him, you know you want him. Despite all the publicity surrounding his now cancelled porn career, you still would fall all over yourself to watch him have sex. Chris Crocker is Exhibit A in how shallow gay men are when it comes to men. Despite the fact that he's the shrill-voiced "Leave Britney Alone" laughing stock, despite how he backpedaled on his much hyped press releases about his porn debut, despite that he's wholly irrelevant, he's so generically twinky and enough of a passable celeb that blogs will post any naked photo of him he decides to share.

And we ain't claiming we're above any of it. We're posting it here, for your masturbatory pleasure.