Is Rocky A Naked Hunk You Wanna Touch?

Those sultry Mediterranean features. That smooth olive skin. Those silver dollar nipples. Those dreamy bedroom eyes. Those pouty kissing lips. That perpetually ramrod hard shaft. Is there anything about this dream stud to dislike? Oh, we can find one thing: his name.

It's (are you ready?) "Rocky Touch." Oy vey. Of the thousands of possible names in this world, the Next Door Studios powers-that-be went with Rocky Touch? It sounds like an unpleasant bumpy form of physical contact. "He fumbled with his fly and bruised his penis with his bumbling, rocky touch." Maybe the name-givers are trying to make Rocky aspirational, in that if we see the word "touch," it subconsciously tells our minds that we want our fingers to caress that baby smooth body. We don't need to be told that. Look at how his skin glows! You'd have to mentally deficient to not want to let your fingers walk all over him.

And the name "Rocky" needs to be reserved only for Sylvester Stallone or ice cream.

At least he's cute. So, naturally, all is forgiven.

· Rocky Touch (nextdoormale.com)