Here’s “Prince Harry” and “Prince William” Naked In The Locker Room

March 7, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

In an early April Fool's Joke, Cosmopolitan UK found a few (ahem) "celebrities" to pose naked to raise awareness for testicular cancer. Ever wanted to get a good horny glimpse at the bare flesh of "Prince Harry," "Prince William," "Robert Pattinson" and "Johnny Depp?" Today, fantasy becomes, er, "reality."

Of course, these are only celebrity lookalikes. The bona fide Prince Harry and William wouldn't be caught dead in the buff celebrating a polo match victory where a camera was freely snapping blurry photos. Although the image is one for the Book of Dreams. Harry covers his ginger bits with a thick hard trophy while slurping down a bottle of champagne as William towels off his crown jewels. Yum!

Photog Alison Jackson snapped these shots to both celebrate Cosmo UK's 40th Anniversary, and to raise awareness for male cancer via the group Everyman. They're purposefully grainy to give the impression that they're leaked cellphone pics, since that's the only believable way we'd see the A-List fully nekked these days. Once again, Eurobois have trumped Americans to show there's always a reason to bare all, since stripping down for cancer seems to be just everyday UK business. The photos will be the saucy centerfolds in the April issue, and are likely to turn the heads of the unsuspecting ladies who flip through the mag. Who the hell needs make-up tips?

You know, someone should do a porn with all celebrity lookalikes. Who wouldn't love to see vamp Pattinson take a bite out of Harry, or Prince William become a big yo-ho for pirate Depp?