A Video of Real Dudes Having Real Public Restroom Sex

March 12, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Lots of phony hidden camera sex vids are floating around the net, but this one looks surprisingly authentic. In a public restroom somewhere in the world, a dude covertly filmed a group of five guys trading blowjobs. How? Seems like he hid a camera in a hat. We've got a delightfully lecherous first person point of view of all at the bathroom dick sucking action as it unfolds.

Watch the fascinating video here. We get all the action strictly from the viewpoint of our "narrator," if you will. He has positioned himself near the restroom door to make sure no one's coming. Then he whips out his dick and the other guys come prowling like it's catnip. First the rock hard cocks pop out, then the blowjobs start, then --

Uh, oh, someone's coming. Scatter, scatter, to all corners of the bathroom, as our narrator ducks into a dirty stall to stroke off solo. When the coast is clear, all the horny little cats re-emerge for group playtime.

We've questioned if anyone has public restroom sex anymore a couple times before. Considering how recent the video looks, and how young and attractive the guys are, the time honored homosexual tradition is alive and well. The secret sexual exploits of our forefathers have been handed down from generation to generation, ensuring what we 'mos can get off any-frickin'-time we desire.

So, darling reader, go out and find your local tearoom. Unsure what to do while there? Once again, here's the vid! Our descendents are counting on you.