A St. Patrick’s Day Guide to Gay Porn’s Reddest Pubic Hair

Tomorrow is that most Irish of holidays, when Irishmen and non alike get rip-roaring drunk while wearing anything green they can dig up. The color on our mind, however, is red. That glorious hair that mesmerizes us with its radiant technicolor hue. No place is it more stunning than around a dick, like a burst of flame atop a creamy white cock. Let's look at the reddest pubes in porn today.

Connor Maguire
He's only appeared in a handful of scenes on various sites, but his allure is clear. Connor Maguire's raw masculinity is only tempered by his dark mandarin pubes. His is the type that, depending on light and shading, could look more of a deep mahogany, like the rest of his body hair.

Kennedy Carter
The Brit boy wonder possesses a fiery lion's mane of bright ginger pubic hair. His penis looks like the Phoenix rising up to triumphantly satisfy the desires of all horny men in need.

Riley Price and Rick McCoy
When this duo had sex together, it was an explosion of dark redness that set the screen aflame. Both Riley and Rick have a deceptive redness, one that looks a dirty blond or a faded brown, until the light hits it juuuuuust so. Then those hints of red glimmer like ginger gold in the spectator's pan.

Blaine and Shey
Like two candles that burn brightly and die, Sean Cody's two latest redheads did solo scenes each, then blew away. Their red pubes are classic, almost colorless against their pale bodies. Even nicer, all their body hair is red, like a morning pastry dusty with cinnamon.

James Jamesson
Hands down the brightest-hued ginger in porn today is James Jamesson. Have those pubes been photoshopped for maximum contrast? They're a bright red beacon, blinding the eye that can't help but stare at its beauty. His entire crotch shines like a giant ruby, beckoning you to reach out and rub it. How we'd love to run our fingers through those pubic locks. This weekend, may we all find the ginger of our dreams.