Why Pornstar Angel Rock Is The Luckiest Dude Alive

March 16, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

So jealz! If there's any pornstar right now we want to pull a Freaky Friday with and switch bodies, it's Angel Rock. The 5.5 Cuban 20-year-old has, within the span of a few weeks, deep fucked our two favorite sex twinks. Last time, it was our dreamy blond surfer boy Tom Faulk. This week, it's our very fave dark-haired cutie pie Alex Vaara. We're turning all shades of envious green.

The scene over as CollegeDudes.com is this week's winner. Angel, whose voice is deep enough for "Old Man River," jackhammers Alex's petite and pretty rump, making Alex squeal high enough to sing the Queen of the Night's "Magic Flute" arias. The harmony is music to our sex drive.

Damn, Angel Rock. If only his dick could talk. It has seen both the inside of Alex Vaara's butt and felt the tight ring of Tom Faulk's rosebud. If we were him, we could now die a happy man. The friggin' lucky devil!

P.S. The dirty ol' sex fiend inside us thinks Alex Vaara must smell like a spring time rose garden in full, fresh, fragrant bloom. Breathe it in!