Come on in, Patrick Schwarzenegger, The Water’s Fiiiiiiiiine

March 27, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

There's no way we're waiting until Thursday to share this. Ever since Patrick Schwarzenegger turned 18, his nearly naked body has been popping up everywhere. Just a couple weeks ago, he flashed his bloody ass. Now, he's seen splashing around Miami Beach, showing the world his deliciously smooth chest.

He's getting hunkier with every photo, growing from twink to full-fledged man. His abs are starting to get definition. His pecs are perking up. His biceps are beginning to bulge. Daddy Arnold's workout mania has clearly transferred to son. A face like Patrick's will only get better as he gets older. But for now, what more can be said? Enjoy the most popular celebrity son of 2012, in all his shirtless glory.

However, he could lose those fruit loops swimshorts. And not just because we want to see what's underneath. Being rich doesn't account for style.