These Twins Must Take the Twincest Leap Already

Stop cockteasing us, Márcio and Marcos Patriota! You already filmed the steamiest softcore video of the year together. Must you relentlessly flaunt your hotness and strange/sexy attraction towards each other in our faces? Act on it, for the love of God! Give in to your desires.

Popular photog Terry Richardson in this photo shoot tries to make them get randy, but all we see are pubes and another almost-kiss. Richardson at least knows how to properly have his camera leer at sexy young hunks. He even managed to get a totally gratuitous photo of Dave Franco's extremely bushy armpit. What the world needs is a photographer who can convince the Patroitas to take things a step further. A kiss. An intimate touch. Fucking each other silly on a black leather sofa. Nothing major.

· Patriota Twins by Terry Richardson (homotography.blogspot.com)