Perfect Pairing: Jimmy Clay’s Curls and Red Pubes

Jimmy Clay's curls would go well with white or red wine, a turkey dinner, a blue organdy gown or hell, anything. But they go especially well with crazy James Jamesson's luminescent red pubic bush. We're not only talking about the curls on Jimmy Clay's head, either, gentlemen.

Once again proving that he can do no wrong, Jimmy Clay whips us into a frenzy as he and his curtain of curls bottom for ginger Jamesson. The colors for Spring 2012 are unquestionably red and black. Just turn to the duo's scene at Next Door Buddies as proof. Honestly, it's difficult to know who's hair is more hypnotic: Jimmy's dark curls or James's bright pubes. James's ginger bush looks equally lush next to Jimmy's frizzy taint fuzz. Also, the hair of James's crimson beard immersed in Jimmy's butthole hair blends together in perfect harmony. They must be some aesthetic, Chiaroscuro-esque term for the blending of red and black. Any artists out there know?

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