How To Get Deep Fucked By Republicans And Love It

The GOP loves to screw gay people. Now, we can get literally fucked by each 2012 Republican Presidential candidate with a new set of butt plugs, called "Grand Old Party." If the mega thick "Romney" enters the backdoor of your White House (gah!), could you take him?

Based on Gallup Pool statistics, the butt plugs' length is determined on how long the candidate has been running; the thickness is determined by the approval rating. Thus, The Bachmann is for butt play beginners, while The Romney is for hardcore, anal penetration champs. You can also get fucked by Perry, Paul, and Gingrich, or create your own santorum with The Santorum. In fact, Dan Savage, who coined the definition for the latter, brought these ingenious plugs to our attention via his Twitter.

It's like dildo molds of pornstar cocks, but all full of political satire! If you had to chose, which candidate would you vote to shove up your ass?

· Grand Old Party (mepler.com)