The Shirtless Playground Of Casting A&F Hunks

Ever wanted to step behind the velvet ropes of casting the porn-ready models of A&F and Hollister? Watch a totally true, absolutely authentic video that takes us behind the scenes at the selection process for the men that launch a thousand sexual fantasies.

The gang over at VFiles.com created this not-at-all-fake video (which we found via Queerty) of a spaced out casting director describing how he selects models to open the doors at the legendary homoerotic clothing stores. You've seen the shirtless jocks standing outside, impossibly gorgeous, striking dumb all who dare to look headlong at their chiseled chests. Here's how they get there!

Skip to 1:27 if all you care about is gaggles of shirtless cuties mumbling incoherent sexiness. But watch it in full to appreciate the comedic genius that is Preston, who plays the casting director. He, and his half-naked auditioners, fulfill every whacked-out fashion world stereotype so sublimely that this video seems 100% real. Because it is, isn't it?

Yeah, like, it totes is.

· Model File, Episode 1: Opening Doors (youtube.com)
· WATCH: How They Cast The Door Hunks At Hollister (queerty.com)