Spaniards Fucking Should Always Be In 3D

May 22, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Next time we order tapas, we'd like a serving of David Dirdam and Adrian Toledo. StagHomme.com and DominicFord.com have imported these two Spanish hunks in glorious 3D. Waiter, we'd like a second plate.

Stag Homme's sex scenes are among the best in the biz, largely thanks to one of the site's founders -- the extremely magnetic Damien Crosse. Mix it up with Dominic Ford's groundbreaking 3D, and you've got a eye-popping sex scene that has tasty Spanish chorizo popping out of the screen and into your drooling mouth. David and Adrian's flip-flop fucking make them meld into one erotic mass that practically lands in our lap, no matter that we can't really tell the diff between the two. Caliente is caliente!

We love seeing 3D dicks wave in the air, prompting us to reach out and grab them as if we're back in the '80s watching "Captain Eo" at Disneyland. And nothing beats a 3D cumshot. If only that Spanish jizz really would squirt out and onto our face. Now that'd be an awesome advance for the digital age.