Our Tongue Belongs Up Jake Shears’ Ass

He did it before and he's done it again. Last Thursday, Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears tweeted a photo of his ass. Gay Fleshbot's official response is: "Gagagagagahummunahummunahummunahummunayoweeowee-BOOOOM!"

His two bubbly, perfectly peachy orbs were to celebrate the release of the band's new album "Magic Hour." The only better thing to spread the word would be Jake's spread buttcheeks. We literally have been staring dumbstruck at this photo all weekend, amazed at everything from the curve of his lower back to the gluts, to the crease leading right to his taint, to the light fuzz along his inner thigh. Bernini couldn't have sculpted it better. Our tongue belongs very deep up in all that.

Of course, since there's no absolute verification, there is the ever so slim possibility that this is not Jake, but considering his track record, that's doubtful.

For his next album, may he tweet a full frontal. We've already, praise Jesus, peeked at his balls.

Scissors Magic Hour is 11 US Itunes: smarturl.it/MagichourDEXLet's get it top 10. And we can tell the world to kiss our twitter.com/Jakeshears/sta…

— Jake Shears (@Jakeshears) May 31, 2012

[Image via Tetu]