The Peen Parade on “Spartacus: Vengeance”

We beg your forgiveness, darling readers. In past seasons, we breathlessly followed the oodles of naked manflesh on Starz's "Spartacus." This year, we've been completely negligent because we heard there wasn't as much ass and cock as in seasons past. Well, send us to the lions! Here's a clip from a recent episode that's a triumphant parade of gladiator cock.

Deep in a dark, dank den, the gladiators are performing some bizarre cleaning ritual while magnificently displaying rippling torsos. Apparently, back in B.C., shaved pubes were also all the rage. When Spartacus (now played by hunky Liam McIntyre) gets tossed into the room, a gladiator played by Manu Bennett grunts, "Well, lick my hole!"

Say no more! We're on our knees!

Bennett then struts around buck naked during his mini-monologue, plump penis bobbing about begging to flop into someone's mouth, preferably ours. Oooooooh, to spend a day in this sweltering pit. Surely, these men must have turned to each other, since there weren't no ladyfolk around, and these were the sexually adventurous Roman times. Spartacus, how we've missed thee!

· "Spartacus: Vengeance" (starz.com)
· Mucho Full Frontal Going on Here (accidentalbear.com)