How Did Gay Porn Survive Without Dean Flynn?

June 6, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Have you heard?! Can you believe it?! The gay blogosphere is starting to whip itself up into a frenzy for the return of megahunk Dean Flynn. He hasn't filmed a sex scene in two long years and how did gay porn survive without him?!?!?!

The last time we jerked off to him was over at Titan Men in 2010 (according to this blog) or was it just last year (according to this blog)?, and then -- Poof! -- he vanished. We were left bereft. Lost, like a baffled man who wakes up in the middle of the Sahara, nary an oasis or Fleshlight in sight. Every jack-off felt hollow. We'd watch scenes with other pornstars and Dean Flynn's ruggedly handsome face would appear over everyone else. We'd masturbate to Marcus Mojo, Riley Price, Adam Killian and only think of Dean Dean Dean Dean.

On the word that he was returning after disappearing into that Never Neverland of Retired Pornstars, so many thoughts raced through our brain. Would he still be sexy? Would he remember us? What lube should we use? Would we still recognize him after 730 (or 365) agonizing days away?

Thank God he's now back, in a scene at HotHouse.com that made our cock weep cum. Because of whatever he ate or drank at a party last night, Trenton Ducati comes with an upset stomach and some rather curious symptoms. He feels pain in his inner thigh, and has a constant boner. Of course, Dr. Flynn immediately suggests a prostate exam. Clearly he graduated from Gay Porn Medical School, where we'd be test patients anytime.

We were over come with emotion. While watching the scene, we felt like Celie running across the field to meet Nettie just back from Africa. He's back. Dean Flynn in back. OH MERCY JESUS, Dean. Is. Back.