My Dick Is Ready For Its Close-Up, Mr. DeMille

Having done our time on Grindr and Manhunt, we've seen hundreds of cock shots. After a while a dick is a dick is a dick...unless, you find that one penis that has "It." A Tumblr photo blog we stumbled upon has just that sort of star penis. It's not what you'd expect.

Whoever this faceless dude is who's taking photos of his cock deserves his moment in the spotlight. These extremely close-ups of his dark, uncut member would turn the head of anyone cruising for online hook-ups. What's better is that he doesn't have the over-manicured look of most guys who publish glossy nudie photos. He's got hairy legs, a fuzzy bum, and wildly free untrimmed pubes. Not to mention the quality of the photos. His thick, uncut cock is shown in various states of arousal and ejaculation with what looks like professional studio lighting.

If Gloria Swanson were a member of the male anatomy, she'd be quaking with envy. This dick's ready for it's close-up!

· Datisyahu (datisyahu.tumblr.com)