A Redhead A Day Keeps The Blueballs Away

June 15, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

We'd be filled with considerably less..."anxiety"...if we had a daily redheaded stud to calm us down. This delicious studpuppy looks like just what the doctor ordered. His name's Palmer, and we're in the palm of his hand.

For some reason, pictures of him make our anxiety worse. The sexy cutie from over at CollegeDudes.com gives us the sex-eye into the camera, and suddenly there's a knot in our chest and butterflies in our tummy. We've really got to sit down and fan ourselves. Maybe it's because Palmer's badboy looks scare us a little. Maybe it's his grin when he flashes his delectable hole. Maybe it's because we'd do anything to crawl into our computer screen like a hi-tech Alice in Wonderland and let him fuck our rabbit hole while grabbing onto all of his red hair.

We don't know what it is, but we better take care of this anxiety right away, right now!