Please, Horndogs, Don’t Jerk and Drive

June 19, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Pornstar Marcus Mojo is driving dangerously. In these two video clips, he ferociously jacks off while driving, obviously distracted from the road. We've been horny as hell behind the wheel, but our advice is pull over, before more than cum splatters across the windshield.

Marcus's girlfriend (we suppose) is filming the jerk-off. Yes, we have to deal with her occasional squeals, and that she's apparently fingering herself in order to keep Marcus in a state or arousal. She's always filming these videos. Can't Marcus give us some sexy behind-the-scenes hotness with some guys! Get the girl outta here! His eyes are glued someone 'round the vicinity of her crotch, and it almost ruins the fantasy, particularly when she makes what sounds like a sex groan.

Sound editors, get to work!

But then Marcus blows his wad and in freeze frame, it arches up and around beautifully, like stringy solid marble. We can momentarily forgive the high-pitched galpal.