Forget Training Your Dragon, This Is How You Fuck Them

[xtube]Xm5j7-G366-[/xtube] We've all seen dragons in video games and ancient Oriental artwork, but this voluptuous dragon whisperer has found not one, but two friendly fire-breathing foes in desperate need of a good pounding. If you've ever wondered where these creatures come from, "Double Stack Dragon Love" is the best evidence we have of their mythological mating rituals.

Apparently there's only one good technique when it comes to taming these beauties, and it's not "just hopping on" and thrusting your dick into the back of their neck (or back, or whatever)—a great big hug and nice, creepy smile is what really gets them off. Add gratuitous amounts of said ingredients and six pumps of a hands-free cumshot and voila, a fuck so good it makes the boring inflatable dolphin in your pool look like a sissy! This is definitely how you fuck a dragon—and we're taking InflatableRidingLion's word for it, because Blue Dragon's got an ear-to-ear smile so big we'd swear it's painted on!

·Double Stack Dragon Love (xtube.com)