The Olympics! Australians! Speedos!

We are getting very excited for the Olympics. Sure, the athletic competition among countries is interesting, and the ceremonies are often spectacular. But what really distinguishes the Olympics--and the Summer Olympics, especially--is the sheer amount of toned, muscular bare flesh to gawk at.

The Australian men's swim team is starting things early by releasing these elegant--and elegantly hot--photos of themselves in speedos at the beach. The best thing about them is realizing they'll be dressed this way the whole time throughout the games!

There's always a danger of nationalism with the games, of glorifying one's own country to the detriment of others. So, remember, when you ogle the beauty all of the nations, you're doing a service not only for yourself, but for international cooperation. Speedos for peace!

· The Australian Men's Olympic Swim Team, via Queerty