Bodies We Want (In Our Pants)

Our hetero bros have been boning after SI's Swimsuit Edition since age 12, and for the past 4 years we've fallen in line with the release of ESPN Magazine's Body Issue. The mag's ‘Bodies We Want' spread does one better and dispenses with swimwear all together, assembling a nude photo spread of the most delectable man pieces in professional sports (and yes, some ladies too).

This year representing the Big Apple with their big, well, everything are NY Knick Tyson Chandler and NY Ranger Brad Richards. Not to be outdone, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski show off his, well, now the puns are just too easy! Check out our new favorite would-be Olympian, U.S. soccer player Carlos Bocanegra (our team didn't make the cut), soaked in mud and rocking the hottest tattoo we've seen all summer.

Check out the full spread at ESPN Mag.