This Is the World’s Most Dangerous Jack-Off Video

[xtube]hvEk8-G667-[/xtube]You think those shows on A&E and Discovery like "Deadliest Catch" and "Ice Road Truckers" put people in peril, just wait until you get a hold of what is going on in this video!

Here Shemop is not only masturbating out in public on the beach (which, while bucolic, could lead to an arrest) but he's also sticking a glass bottle up his ass and balancing on a piece of drift wood. What if the bottle gets stuck? What if he slips on the wood and falls over and it shatters in his sphincter? What about splinters? There is so much to be concerned about, but luckily the bottle comes out, he gets off and we can all go on our merry way. But he better watch out for next time.

·The Green Bottle (xtube.com)