Strike A (Shirtless) Pose, Jordan Knight!

Donnie Wahlberg, one of the more relevant members of 80's pop group New Kids On The Block (more widely known as Mark Wahlberg's brother) tweeted a gratuitous, shirtless photo of himself and fellow bandmates sporting some big, bushy 'staches last week. The photo was taken in memory of the soon-to-be-shaved 'staches, but all we're getting from this is a whole lotta Jordan Knight.

We knew he was always the hottest one in the group, but holy crap—he's werking this shot like a total bottom diva!

Wahlberg says he endured "three months [of] countless insults [and] thousands of requests to shave the #stache," which probably happened because he couldn't pull off the upper-lip fuzz as well as his gorgeous cohort. According to reports, he also cried during the shave. We also assume that this happened because everyone in the room realized they would never be as sexy as Jordan Knight.

Check out his hypnotizing "come fuck me" stare in the photo above. It's like a Magic Eye puzzle—if you look directly into Knight's eyes long enough, the other four bodies just drift away. Too bad there's some gangly hands in the way of his full-body shot. We call for a photo re-take!

New Kids on the Block members pose shirtless