Careful The The Things You Say, Pornstars Will Listen

If there's one thing we learned from watching Deliverance it's this: don't go trekking into the woods alone or some serious shit is going to happen to you. This is especially true in the South, where hungry bears and rabid bottoms are lurking around every tree trunk. Okay, maybe that only happens in the woods that insatiable pig Logan Stevens walks through, but we still suggest bringing a flashlight.

Bound In Public, the greatest source for all things humiliating, updated last week with a terrifyingly sexy walk through the forest, dubbed "You Shore Got A Purdy Mouth Boy…", and a purdy mouth he has! If you've ever wanted to be ravaged and fucked like a rag doll by a group of horny hikers, go ahead and live vicariously through this lucky bitch. After being chased barefoot by these ruthless stalkers, Logan's tied up, blindfolded and fucked into oblivion. Are you hard yet?

Highlights of the 45 minute fetish flick include:

1. Logan being shoved into and zipped up in a duffel bag

2. Logan being facefucked by four dicks at once

3. Logan being forced to rim the sweaty asses of his attackers

4. Logan's head being buried in the dirt with his ass in the air (hope he didn't get a mouthful of dirt…)

5. Logan being hung in a net, making the down time between getting a fresh dick up the ass much, much shorter

6. Logan being the luckiest boy alive

Did we miss anything?

You shore got a purdy mouth boy...