Stank-Face Never Looked So Good

Whoever said horizontal stripes make you look fat? We've been told to stay away from the fashion 'don't' that makes you look like The Hamburglar, but when you have a rockin' bod like fashion model Michael Morgan, you could probably wear a fat suit and still look incredible.

Our friends at Homotography have a good eye for sexy men, and today's update is no exception. Check out this Euro hunk, shot by Charl Marais, sporting a couple different jail-broken looks—our favorite being the "stank face with a shirt covering my junk." How do you get a waistline like this? If it comes in a bottle and can be bought over-the-counter, please let us know, cause we're not that interested in slaving away at the gym for a figure like this.

Michael Morgan by Charl Marais | 1883