Rodiney Santiago Is Hotter With His Mouth Closed

September 4, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Hot fucking damn!

Homoerotic clothing company Rufskin has just announced a new product line for their Fall 2012 catalog—a product called ruff-rod that has something to do with insanely hot Brazilian model Rodiney Santiago.

According to their advertisements, the ruf-rod line is "Rodiney Santiago by Rufskin," while other advertisements say the line is "inspired by" Rodiney. Bless his soul, but Rodiney can't form a coherent thought to save his life, so we're guessing he didn't actually have anything to do with the creation of this line, but was instead paid an absurd amount of money to cram his huge Brazilian dick inside these clothes and pose.

Hey, we're not complaining. And you shouldn't either. It's easy to add all of these swimsuits to your cart when Rodiney's torso is ripping out of them in these product shots.

Hey Rufskin, please let us know if you need a fluffer for Rodiney by Rufskin: Part Deux!