Anti-Gay Activists Think Corbin Fisher Makes the Best Gay Porn

What's better than corrupt Christian politicians jerking off to copious amounts of gay porn, hiring male escorts to carry their luggage and playing footsie in bathroom stalls? Corrupt Christian politicians openly admitting they look at gay porn by using pornographic images in their propaganda.

The Committee to Save the Erie County Republican Party obviously didn't know who they were messing with when they jacked a photo from litigious giant Corbin Fisher—the one adult website that takes unauthorized use of their images more seriously than all the others combined.

In one of the most epic open letters we've seen, Corbin Fisher's Vice President Brian Dunlap told our friends at The Sword that the company is fully prepared to take legal action, adding this:

Nonetheless, we'd politely ask they discontinue attempts to insert our copyrighted images in to their distributed political material, and instead stick to secretly pleasuring themselves and battling their internal struggles with guilt and shame over the sexual orientation they are unable to come to terms with, like so many other outspoken opponents of gay rights are so good at doing.

Touché, sir. Touché.

· Read the letter in it's entirely exclusively on The Sword (TheSword.com)

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