Danny Palick Is Cuter Than A Picnic Basket Full of Puppies

September 12, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Earlier this week, we taped a couple photos of Danny Palick on the wall in our kitchen. We couldn't determine whether or not we liked him, and like potential paint colors, the best way to figure out if you like someone or not is to 'test' them by obsessively staring at their photos for days. Hey, it worked for Bobby Clark!

After thirty seconds of watching him pose for a photoshoot-turned-fuck on Men.com last week, we realized that we didn't just love him—we love him like we love puppies, pinwheels, and this newborn sloth. His quirky, shy aura screams "total geek" and he reminds us of a hot Keebler elf. In the video, he admits he's a little self conscious about his dick, which makes you root for him even more when twinky photographer Chase Young gets on his knees to consume this beautiful cock like it's a fucking candy cane.

Believe us when we tell you he makes the cuuutest faces while plunging his dick deep in Chase's eager hole (maybe that was the photographers fee?), and if that's not enough, he kisses and cuddlefucks like a real boyfriend.

We just have three questions:

1. Where was the boardwalk where these two met?

2. When is Danny Palick going to be there again?

3. Where's the closest place we can buy a digital camera?