This Public Jerk Off Is Just Insane

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Generally these thrill seeking scenes of self-love take place in mass transit cars, car washes or Walmart mensrooms by way of Blair-Witch-style camera work. This dude is yanking on his man-hose smack in the middle of a sunny atrium with his naked ass to a wall of glass doors. And of course the frumpy unwelcome guests almost catch him just as he sprays his load. So exciting!

Seriously though. Is it a hotel lobby? A luxury co-op? The Mall of America? Who has a body like that? And where the heck is everyone? Until the windbreakers walk in near the end, there's a definite I-Am-Legend feeling in the air. We'll take this stud over Will Smith to lead us through the jerk-pocalypse any day.

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