If Only The NFL Would Adopt The Same Rules As Nude Rugby

Everyone's been gasping about the Seattle Seahawk's new road uniforms, but we'd like to see pro football (or any American major league sport for that matter) adopt the philosophy of the Nude Black, a New Zealand rugby team that stripped down to the bare nakedness on Saturday for a match against the South African Springbox (the Africans are the ones wearing cardboard boxes).

We've yet to figure out how the hell rugby is played, but any sport where beefy naked guys pile on each other deserves its own ESPN channel.

After some "interesting" warmup exercises, the Blacks won their match, thanks to able assist from captain Devon Latoa (the virile tattooed hunk above). Then again, with those nuns cheering the team on we think the Guy Upstairs might've had a hand in their victory too.

NZ Nude Rugby (JustADream.org)