‘Big Dicks At School’ Visits the Doctor

September 25, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

We knew some pretty big dicks in high school, but none of them were quite this literal. If only we would have figured out this trick in taking oral exams a little sooner, we would have passed Mr. Grey's English Lit AP class with flying colors.

It's career day at Dr. Big Dick's office on Big Dicks At School, and Vince Cooper drops in to "learn more about the medical field" from Christian Wilde, who has magically become a medical professional after putting on a tie and lab coat. We're fairly certain this man has no medical training—who makes a patient remove their shirt and socks for a prostate exam? Do they also let you jerk off during the exam? (If so, please share your doctor's telephone number with us.)

This is pretty boy Vince Cooper's first scene with Men.com, and it probably won't be his last if he can just learn to stifle laughter the next time his employer puts him in a "doctor's office," "mechanic's shop" or "classroom." After fucking the doctor on a fresh sheet of butcher paper, Vince gets his prescription in the form of a nice, warm cum shower. We can only imagine what the folks in the Waiting Room are thinking after listening to this in the other room.

If this is the initial exam, what happens at your follow-up exam? A threesome?