Paddy’s Back At the Pool

October 1, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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Paddy, Paddy, Paddy. Is there anything we can say about our sweet Paddy O'Brian that we haven't yet said? He recently took a trip stateside and tweeted some pretty raunchy photos of his dick chillin' at the pool. We had no idea how much action this pool was going to be getting.

First, Paddy jerked off in the pool. Then, Paddy fucked our boyfriend Ray Diaz in the pool. Then, our boyfriend Ray Diaz fucked Campbell Stevens at the pool. Now, Paddy is fucking Ty Roderick at the pool. If the pool at our gym saw this much action, we might actually use it.

We're so happy when Paddy gets paired up with eager, cock-hungry youngin's like Ty and Ray. Men like Paddy were designed specifically to be serviced by everything and everyone around them—the existence of men like Paddy O'Brian reaffirms our belief in fucking anywhere at any time. We can't stress how often Paddy should be serviced, and the nonchalant way he tears his monstrous dick into any open hole proves we're not the only people that know how deliciously perfect this dick is.

We know what you're thinking: Paddy O'Brian fucking at the pool is not the hottest thing we've ever seen. We agree. Paddy O'Brian fucking at the pool and then in a bed is the hottest thing we've ever seen.

If you don't think Paddy O'Brian is one of the hottest men in the entire world, you are wrong. You're just wrong.