Is Duncan Black More Beautiful Than This Kitchen?

October 3, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

We're starting to notice a new trend sweeping through the biz—and no, it's not hanging photos of your actors above the bed they fuck in. There's a few studios that are starting to produce some Oscar-worthy content that belongs on a silver screen instead of the crappy bootleg Kindle app you watch it on now.

While Dominic Ford is no Benny Morecock (CockyBoys' cinematic prodigy), the site's latest scene starring Topher DiMaggio and Duncan Black reveals a more dramatic style of shooting. We literally saw every appliance in this kitchen, admired the fantastic tile work, and got to watch two young demigods go at it on the pristine marble counter. Is this our house? Do you mind if we just have our coffee here?

The three most important things you can take away from this scene are:

1. If you need to grease a pan after the shoot, they have Pam. It's in the frosted-glass cupboard to the right of the microwave.

2. Nobody knows how to use that silly electric wine opener that's plugged in next to the knife block on the counter. It's basically for show.

3. Duncan Black is one of the most important people you're going to fall in love with this week on Fleshbot.

It's true. This perfectly molded being is every person you've ever wanted to have sex with. He's young, flexible, and slightly European-looking—the trifecta! You haven't experienced euphoria until you've watched every muscle in this boy's stomach flex while he's getting railed.