Is This Justin Bieber’s Huge Uncut Cock?

Along with the rest of the world, we laughed and cried after hearing Justin Bieber's personal belongings were jacked while the pint-sized star was on tour last week. Shortly after everyone on the Internet collectively raised their hands to the sky in hopes of jerking off to Bieber noodz this weekend, the Beebs officially confirmed that he had some "personal materials" stolen.

One of the "personal materials" was a digital camera, you guys. Uh oh. Everyone on Earth knows that nothing good can come from a stolen celebrity camera. Right, Vanessa Hudgens?

Whether or not you think the whole thing was just a hoax to promote his crappy new music video with Nicki Minaj, we absolutely must point out that there's an uncircumcised cock in these photos. That's right—if this is Justin Bieber, homebody has a thick, uncut cock. Delish!

You can call 'bullshit' on these photos, but we would Never Say Never...

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