We’ll Never Look At Balloon Animals The Same Way Again

October 26, 2012
NEIL-O-HARE

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We watch a lot of porn. Like a lot of porn. Even so, once in a while we just have to take pause and ask ourselves: OMG. Is this a thing now, are we doing this? Wow. Okay yes, yes we are. Does it hurt? And how did he get it in there? And how is he gonna get it out?? This is one of those times.

Perhaps we're being naive and dudes have been hitting up Party City and fashioning DIY penis-pumps since forever. We should know by now, if there's a will and a way to stick a dick in it, some brave soul has done it. This summer we found out melons were a thing. Today we've learned that balloon banging is not only loads of fun (literally you guys, multiple loads), it's also a show stopping party trick. A little something to keep in mind as holiday season approaches.

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