It’s Always Sunny When You’re Feeling Yourself Up

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Xtube star Rodeater is a real pro—with over 100 uploaded videos, this dude knows a thing or two about pulling peen. With hurricane panic spreading across the east coast, may this summery wank takes us back to the bygone days of sunglasses and speedos while reminding us what forced hibernation is all about—marathon masturbation.

We've drooled over this muscle stud's ripped bod and tipped our hat (among other things) to his creative location scouting, and we salute him now for serving up the perfect antidote to the perfect storm. Predictions are swarming about a generation of 'Sandy boomers' as heteros ride out the storm, and we look forward to a surge of amateur vids of all kinds as stir-crazy horn-dogs channel their energy into artistic pursuits.

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